"I know your a fatty, but I guess we can still have sex anyways...interested?"
In disgust, you respond with:
And he responds with:
"Your a bitch."
(Note the terrible grammar and spelling issues that are always laughable, but especially laughable in this instance.)
And you respond by reporting him to said dating website and blocking him from contacting you ever again.
What did he think I would say to such a proposition? YES?
I was checking out this website for the first time in over a week, curious to see who'd looked at me and if anyone new had popped up. I wasn't on the site for more than 5 minutes when this happened and hadn't yet looked at a single person's profile.
I get this shit when I try too hard. And I get it when I don't try at all. It seems like everywhere I turn my friends are meeting nice, wonderful guys who treat them with the respect and dignity they deserve.
I deal with this crap over and over and over again, and wonder: What am I doing to attract these losers?
I know that someday, when I'm either laying in the arms of a wonderful man, or content with being a successful, powerful single woman, I'll laugh about this. Today, however, is not that day.